Saturday, January 6, 2007

How To I Start My Own Waxing Business

MISCELLANEOUS - I may have discovered how do we like so much fic XD


From some time now, I have noticed more and more fic with a property of language under the petition pre-schoolers.
I recently found that, unfortunately, this thing is common to virtually a good part of the new generation of teenagers, which I have asked for clarification on the matter. (If you escudo those few enlightened scrivino and publish books that sell around the world ... lucky them XD).

With my great discouragement and dismay, my relatives and friends, I was made aware that he had never written a theme, nor ever having a class test.
At sixteen years and above in the third.
Now, I do not know if it is the method that institutions adopt consanguinity and its where my friends are gone, or institutions of Northern Italy, or a common thing at all school levels in Italy, perhaps you could let me present just in case, because is that when "I went to school" (the last After eight years ago,-D), I started with the issues at home and at school in fifth grade and practically ... I never stopped until graduation.
I remember all of my scolding Prof of Italian, all the bad votes, all the nights spent to get help from my brother and my father to write a meaningful sentence. It 'was hard, I learned everything, but at least now, if I write something, if they understand the meaning (I hope XDDD).

I was saying, then, one day my consanguinity asks me to help her make her first issue. He hands me with its sharp knives, which instead of fingers, a set of sheets, explaining in a systematic way how to develop an argument, with examples, and of course the topic to develop it for yourself.
I must say, for the sake of truth, that the argument was quite challenging for someone who has never found itself having to expose an analysis on a topical issue. However I was there to help and give a minimum of direction, and indeed that pattern was very well done and really helps to understand how to develop a theme.
"Ok ... studied the pattern, while writing what comes to mind and then see you together," I say.

Time: for one who never wrote a theme in his life, and usually writes in the language of text messages, and uses terminology that is typically young, what can come out ...?

One thing is absolutely hilarious
XDDD I swear I did not know whether to laugh or pinagere.
arguments to the point of absurdity, and yet entirely plausible, if they had been exposed properly, instead of the draft of a script for young comedians that I found myself in front. I should have, and photocopy
temermela as a relic, or perhaps to blackmail her with great XDDD.

"Listen ... when you were given the theme?"
"Saturday"
"So you know that you had to do it for a week. You searched for information, have you tried to see even on sites or blogs that is said about it? To give you an idea?"
"No".
"So you now want me to, at ten o'clock at night, you write the theme that you have to deliver tomorrow."
"Yes, well, you speak, and then see what I write."
"..."
"Oh, (oh I am!), Then? Are ten ten"
"Excuse me ... for a moment I saw the oxen around me."
"What?"
"Nothing, my things. Look, I am now the subject you do it, because I want to see your Prof that gives you vote. Do you realize that next f ** k is yours?"
"But I'm calling you on messenger and help me."
"Of course, my only reason for living. When the rain will stop wetting the ground."
"???" (Suspiciously)

Final in history, with eight voting praise and pat on the shoulder. For me ... XDDD because the prof. was immediately realized that the could not be his bag of flour XDDD.
To her surprise question instead of civil law ... XDDD As with other XDDD (almost all were made to help because they did not know XDDD)


Why do you tell this story? I think perhaps you should keep this in mind when we encounter those fic that make us deeper and deeper into the continuing confusion in reading.

Peace and Good ^ _ ^.

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